These are the products we have for sale. Go ahead and buy them. You can even do the ‘checkout’ thing, which is fake and won’t really charge you for anything.
Then again, we will never really ship them to you.
(This is a really simple e-commerce site with just a few goofy products shown in a single column. But we can also display multiple items per row, along with other customization of the entire visual look for your site. Give us a yell into our basement if you want to see other customized e-commerce sites we have done, or if you have any questions.)