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These are the products we have for sale. Go ahead and buy them. You can even do the ‘checkout’ thing, which is fake and won’t really charge you for anything.
Then again, we will never really ship them to you.
(This is a really simple e-commerce site with just a few goofy products shown in a single column. But we can also display multiple items per row, along with other customization of the entire visual look for your site. Give us a yell into our basement if you want to see other customized e-commerce sites we have done, or if you have any questions.)
Brown Paper Bag
Don’t worry about what is inside here. It’s empty. Although we could fill it with our exclusive Bubble Air. But we won’t tell anyone you bought it.
Bubble Air
This is high-quality air to insert in bubble wrap. Pure and clean. You could almost breathe it! You pop it, you breathe it.
Goop Plastic
This is not Plastic Goop. It’s Goop Plastic. And it is blue, even though it is not blue in the picture. No other colors are available.
Plastic Goop
This is really fine goop. It is about the goopiest goop you can get. We goop-guarantee it! Measuring cup not included.
